Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Best Blog Ever

I've not long come across this utterly amazing blog. The RNCPGB(ML) - Revolutionary New Communist Party of Great Britain (Marxist-Leninist) - appears to be the latest hardcore Stalinist new kid on the (eastern) block. It combines slavish support for the countries of actually-existing socialism with the sub-Spart ranty style of the Brarites, and overdoses on "anti-revisionist" revolutionary identity politics.

Or does it?

In the post celebrating
the anointment of the North Korean "Young Leader" Kim Jong-un, it writes:
The RNCPGBML has come under fire recently from unlikely sources, ranging from the ultra-revisionist CPB to the now fully Trotskyite embracing ‘CPGB-ML’ for its shoulder to shoulder solidarity with the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea ... Whatever the criticisms these microscopic Chernenkite-Wałęsaist maggots have of the government of the DPRK, forever on their ‘blogs’ and ‘websites’, we ask these so called ‘communists’ to respect democracy.
'Chernenkite-Wałęsaist maggots' has to be the best leftist insult ever.

A post titled
how dare these people mock the glorious red liberation army of people's China?!! makes this telling observation:
... the enemy has poured millions of dollars into that factory of lies and falsification called Hollywood. Who amongst us hasn’t, at family Christmas dinner, shouted “Imperialist filth!” at our television screens as some James Bond or Rambo film dared to come into our homes?
On Erich Honecker:
Perhaps some of our number would categorise this man as a dirty revisionist secret banana eater, who enjoyed erotic dancers while entertaining Mikhail Gorbachev and his filthy, vile, capitalist, unhuman, sickly, gypsy-loving, proletarian-democracy-hating, berlin-wall-despising crap.
And lastly, from Portugal's seven-nil drubbing of the North Korean footy team in the World Cup:
The latest attack by imperialism on the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea comes from an unlikely source. Events from the past few days have now proved beyond all doubt that the Portugal 7-0 DPRK football result was a total fabrication and possibly the biggest hoax since the Srebrenicia massacre.
I'm really stumped.

Is the RNCPGB(ML) a work of evil satirical genius or a bona fide gaggle of Enverist moon howlers?

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